What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do you feel cockroach?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s